ARTIST rOtTeN pEd

Many years ago on a cold winters day (or maybe quite mild we are not sure) a boy named Philip was born. Phillip would grow up to be Rotten Ped who would spend his later teen years puffin ciggies and living off custard creams,it was only a matter of time before he would grab a microphone and spew his foul mouthed antics into song ,songs constructed by brother Greg and Chris Shaw. A shocking bootleg tape "Blow Up 24" Was born ,14 songs of disturbing quality quickly knocked up onto a 4 track recorder ,one such gem that would emerge from this is "Fat And Beyond Ugly" a song so shocking it would give anyone who has a heart condition instant death upon listening to it. Several months later a whole new set of songs were born but the tapes were stolen from Gregs car (along with his car itself) by some retard who hopefully now is dead. That was the last of Ped ,brother Greg moved on and so did Shaw ,it was the 90's and drink and the odd naughty substance was more fun than upsetting the neighbours at 24 Cleveland ,Bradville in the holy city of Milton Keynes with loud guitars and microphone abuse. It was always the intention to bring Ped out of retirement to make the world listen to the horrific sounds of Rotten Ped.This would take a further 8 years of Ped,Pedder and Shaw to regroup to record the forthcoming self released Rotten Ped Album"The Heavenly Sound Of Smut" ,consisting of songs about gay MP's ,the evil Kerry Katona ,dogging ,teenage slags,body parts washed up on beaches and the worlds worst mum Karen Matthews So enjoy the sensual tones of Rotten Ped ,hes back!!!!!!!!!