ARTIST scratchings no gravy

me (Tom Wilson) and David Holmes are all that is left of a Manchester - Sorry SALFORD band called THE PARODY, we have been jamming and writing for a few years now and would very much like to put an album together. Dave plays bass- acoustic, sings and plays various guitars. I sing play drums, harp and other misdemeanors. He lives in Eccles and i live in York though we were both born and brung up in SALFORD. i hope you like our material. Thank you world of vibes. TINY lyrics,,, HOITY TOITY TRIPE by TINY WILSON and DAVID 'helmet bursting' HOLMES have em delivered cash on the nails with a face like ponigramitte she moved like a snail she was hoity ever so toity what a hoity toity tripe what a hoity toity tripe with a kharki smile and her snoute in the air she drinks battery acid alone and nite after nite she gets shagged everywhere ooowwwwwww a hoity toity tripe what a hoity toity tripe she was hoity ever so toity what a hoity toity tripe,,, what a hoity toity tripe,,, if you caught it would you sort it ? ooowwww it's just a lousey ten a penny hoity toity tripe,,, what a hoity toity tripe,,,, whats yer social life like ?? hoity toity tripe !!